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Eating chicken feed to enlarge your butt? Not a good idea, here is a natural way

Who came up with this silly, disgusting idea of eating chicken feeds to enhance the volume of your butt? I came across this article in one of our dailies and as much as I wanted to find you and thoroughly whip you up, I’ll calm down and curve my nerves to peace and impose the heavy blame on the society for raising standard and not giving you enough information on how to keep up.

I know a well-shaped, big and attractive butt that fits well in slimmed waist jeans, adding up to your feminine charm as the society applauds what you hold. The society has embraced curvy women with full rounded busts, small waist and a well-toned rounded butt and thrown away the American skinny, tall model taste.

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