There are those times when a man’s dignity is worth more than the food his wife serves him at dinner. Gentlemen, whenever I start waxing philosophical, know that I am getting inspiration from none other than Michelle.
I might decide to write a book detailing all experiences, unpleasant, hostile and downright nasty, that I have suffered in the hands of this woman. And I have scars that I wear to show that I indeed have been victim, whereas her skin is smooth and flawless.