Wind of sweetness blows from matokeland

NAIROBI: Weather reports indicate that unscrupulous winds are blowing sweet clouds of sugar from the land of matoke. Unofficial meteorological analysts claim the thunderhead has already drifted over the islet of Migingo and will be raining hard in the country anytime.

As usual, the government is reassuring that our disaster preparedness will handle the deluge, which by the way should not be different from Brazilian showers of sweetness that have plagued the country in the past.