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Corona has got me sounding like my mum

My social distancing situation mostly sounds like this, "Mathew sit down! Toka jikoni! Stop eating! Vaa socks the floor is cold! Stop running utaumia na nisiskie ng'weee!" Now I sound like my mum. I thought this ends by age 5. Kumbe shule inafichaga majanga ???? This dude is stuck between childhood and teenage. I'm now worried about my mum friends with 4 children in the house. Are you OK? ????

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