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Bad boy: A baby mama with benefits

What is fascinating about your baby mama is not so much her beauty, but her giving you the best son in the world (Shutterstock)

Last week, you happened to be by your baby mama’s neighbourhood. And you asked if she was around so that you can pop in and say hi. She was in and you drove in with your friend George, and Ryan was all the happier to see you drop by randomly. The kid needed a good shave so you took him to a nearby barber.

On returning the boy, the mum had taken a shower and donned the most provocative skirt to receive you. She was what you call, in male-speak, yummy.

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