Use your hands: Kenyan men, this is how to kiss properly and passionately

Kiss properly and intimately

• Avoid stench-inducing foods like garlic and keeping your lips soft
• When you begin to kiss her, you can place your hands on her cheeks or run your fingers through her hair
• But keep your spit under control! Great kisses have been ruined by sloppiness.

Sorry to say, but Kenyan men are the masters of mediocre make-outs. I understand that kissing is on a short list of things we are never actually taught, but there is really no excuse for lacklustre lip-locking abilities.

I’m sure every Kenyan woman has a tale of a kiss so terrible that left her with a queasy feeling in the pit of her stomach.