Man, it's no longer cool to grow that bush

If his recent pictures are anything to go by, it is clear Barack Obama is enjoying his retirement. He is no longer shackled by global issues and is more concerned about his golf handicap and his thrill chases. Last week, I came across a picture of Barack enjoying one of those exotic ocean activities.

What struck me first was neither his physique nor his gleeful excitement. What instantly caught my eyes were his armpits. Unsightly does not begin to describe it - it seemed like a few furry creatures had gotten stuck in Barack’s armpits. Since we know which side of Kenya, one half of Barack comes from, we can naturally assume he is fastidious about his appearance.