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A guest of honour made a joke about a president who, in the company of his wife, drove into a petrol station where he recognised the petrol attendant as his wife’s high school boyfriend.

The husband quickly turned to his wife who had seen the guy and told her: “If you did not marry me, you would have been married to that guy!”

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