Men are silly, they actually think they're God's gift to women

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Guys, by this I mean men; picture this. You have a few coins in your pocket and are walking around town, then while window shopping, you espy this sleek phone. The features are unparalleled, it's a gadget that bequeaths status, the type of phone that can get ladies drooling and uplift your status among drinking buddies from mpatie moja tu mletee tatu.

Just as the thought of owning it overwhelms you, you realise that your rent is due. Back to the phone, as much as you would like to buy it, you decide to pay your rent and send the grandmother of your unborn children something. Besides, you reckon the phone you currently have serves you pretty well.