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What fails most men

Men, funny creatures indeed. Just observe a group of men having a discussion by the road over a new Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho. Then over a sudden, a beautiful lady happens to pass across. Their topic will come to a standstill, each one of them fantasizing how he can approach her and win her. This will continue until she disappears. Team mafisi members will fasten background check of the lady and within no time they will be in possession of her contacts. What follows is unleashing weapon of mass destruction by using any available resources to woe her. This is the greatest failure for most men. They will give this woman whatever she wants just to outdo his running mates. Unknown to them, the woman might not be after money but a relationship (bear in mind a real woman).

All the same he may have landed a jackpot by landing on a “chips funga” lady who can be laid by anyone as long as her money demands will be met.

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