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We were too fat to make love on our honeymoon after losing weight we do it like three times in a day

Puffing and panting with sheer exhaustion, honeymooners Mark and Louise Hannigan collapsed onto their hotel bed. But it wasn’t a passionate session consummating their marriage that had left the couple lathered in sweat.

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