The best news Arsenal fans have had in ages

For Arsenal fans, this season is beginning to look depressingly familiar.

Great start to the season to give you loads of hope? Check.

Usual mid season slump that robs you of all that optimism? Check.

Massive frustration at realisation that your team are once again competing purely for a place in the top four? Check.

In short, it's tough being an Arsenal fan.

That's why we felt it was time they got a boost. So, brace yourselves, Gooners. We can reveal…

… wait for it…

… hold your horses…

…you ready?

After beating QPR tonight, you are OFFICIALLY SAFE FROM RELEGATION!