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Smitta as a high school poetry teacher

 

In anutha lifetime, I would not have minded being a high school teacher – teaching literature to two dozen enthused high school students in a mixed school somewhere.

In fact I was once an untrained English language odijo at Catho Praimo school – and count among my alumni one Talia Oyando (and also that gay fellow who now goes by the name Miss Jackson, and wears make-up n thongs; he always had an effete way about him, anyway, always blinking his eyes like a gal; n my only regret is not caning him thoroughly when I had the chance, heh heh)...

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