GOVERNMENT JOBS

I regret why I was born in Kenya! Politically speaking, a typical Kenyan (unfortunately the majority) forgets everything about the past, laments about the present, and does nothing to correct the future. So, we are poised to experience economic downturns far into the future....

Presidential candidates like Dida offer solutions to what every Kenyan is suffering from day in day out, but are always ignored. This is because they are not seen using choppers and having meetings which attract huge crowds. While a Kenyan youth is born and grows up to become a fully grown adult, the government keeps promising on doing something positive. A fresh graduate in Kenya has to pay the following to just qualify as a potential Job seeker;

1) CERTIFICATE OF GOOD CONDUCT - Ksh. 1,050 Payment For: Not Being a Criminal

2) HELB CLEARANCE - Ksh. 1,000 Payment For: Not having an outstanding arrears

3) E.A.C.C CLEARANCE - Ksh. 500 Payment For: Not Being Corrupt

4)Credit Reference Bureau Clearance – Ksh. 2,200 Payment For: Not having Debts or Loans with Financial institutions

TOTAL - Ksh. 4,750 Payment For: Not having a job

THE BIG QUESTION: Where can someone who is looking for a job get Ksh. 4,750? "The struggle is real"...