40 golden rules guys wish girls would commit to memory

Number 1-7: If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer; Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down; Do not cut your hair. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her; Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear;

Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it; Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Angelina Jolie's lips, the shotgun formation and Tiger Woods.