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Seven kinds of women you should not marry

For a long time men have been advised to give party girls a clear path. Party girls, it has been synonymously agreed are a terrible mistake. She will drink herself silly, flirt with other men in the bar and spoil your name. Let’s leave party girls alone today. There are women who are far worse than party girls; women whose association to a man spells his doom. Let’s sample these women so that our relatives don't get entangled with them.

Dorry the perpetually unfaithful. You have dated her for two years. What you have endured is untold misery. It was her boss she was involved with. Because you love her and if you leave her there will be massive destruction from space on planet earth, you stay with her. You find very suggestive messages in her phone. She’s in another illicit affair. The cycle continues, and you have literally lost count of her escapades. Well, she will bear children that are not yours. Your name will be tarnished. More than half your friends will have something to do with her. Leave her and marry Jacky the not so hot but faithful and homely woman.

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