God, save us from Kenyan men who are bad in bed

Listen up guys, if she is still throwing her legs at you, signalling she wants more after an alleged “orgasm”, she is lying.

“Have you cum?” is probably the most disappointing question a man can ask after sex. Men, if you have to ask, it didn’t happen; it’s as simple as that. In this world where even a jet of water can give a woman multiple orgasms, why can’t you?

Sex without a woman reaching orgasm is null and void in the lungula constitution. Let me put it in very simple terms for men to understand how frustrating that feeling is.