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It’s stupid getting turned on by gym boys, salon girls

Look, go home and fix your marriage and stop wasting your money falling in love with the fitness instructor, pedicurist and masseuse.

Last weekend, as I waited for my turn for a pedicure at the salon, I observed the young man I was in line for working on this, uh, plump woman.

She had leaned back on her seat, powerless to his touch.  The pedicurist was a young Congolese man; you know these guys colonised by the French have some sort of edge in matters women. The guy poured a generous amount of oil on his hands and took the lady to heights she had obviously never been before.

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