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‘Twa twa’ - Hilarious reactions after video of Kenyan pastor talking about sex goes viral

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By Ureport | November 25th 2019

An undated video of a Kenyan pastor talking about sex has caught the attention of social media users in Kenya. 

The pastor, whose identity is yet to be confirmed, encouraged her congregation to participate in sexual activities saying that is the only game made by God.

“Sex is the only game that God created, think about it, Football, Rugby, Netball are all man-made.” Said the preacher.

The pastor also advises that the act should be done everywhere including in the car and kitchen.

“Kama kuna kitu inatufanya tukue kitu kimoja na pastor ni sex, us we can have sex anywhere, garini twa twa, Kitchen twa twa, everywhere” She added.

“If there is anything that keeps me and pastor (referring to her husband) together, it is sex, we can have sex anywhere, in the car Twa Twa, Kitchen Twa Twa. Everywhere.” Translates her sentiments.

Kenyans on social media were quick to react to the video and made hilarious comments to the pastor’s sentiments.

Here is what some of them had to say;

This TWA TWA stuff though ????????????#mondaythoughts pic.twitter.com/SHPT8jxGIw— Buruweiniac_KE???????? (@damiankiokoh) November 25, 2019

I pray your significant other surprises you with random sex this week

Gari-ini, TWA TWA
Kitchen, TWA TWA

Live your lives, beloved— Card Against Humani-Tea ? (@wa_mwaki) November 25, 2019

What do you do for fun is a hard question ???? is twa twa something that's done for fun? ????????— EVA ???? (@DjEynie) November 25, 2019

Sex is the only game that God created....others are man made!!!Chesus!!! Kira mahari....garine Twa Twa... kitchen Twaa Twaa!???????? (Video courtesy) pic.twitter.com/qCQPjRBTIV— Embakasi Finest ???????? ????. (@ThisIsMboya) November 25, 2019

Hii video ya Twa Twa can't get out of my head— Oreo?? (@_the_lionesss) November 25, 2019

Sasa utaskia Ngoma ya Twa Twa Twa— Daniel Muhuni (@danmuhuni) November 25, 2019

I'm waiting for a song Called "TWA! twa!" ... by any Gengetone Artist— Erick Charlie ???????????????? (@Charlie_Jr4) November 25, 2019

Ati twa! twa! twa! iongezwe kwa referendum. ????????????????????— Anonymous whistleblower (@BooreDuncan) November 25, 2019

Hehe io ni ukweli.....
Its either u get wat is yours or someone else wil get it for u....
So kama ni kwa gari twa twa tht thing,pale kitchen pia twa twa kabisa mpaka atosheke— kauchimbe (@GathuaKamau) November 25, 2019

the woman of God says a 5 second
''twa twa'' activity is sufficient. Who
are you to defy God? #BBIUnitingKenya #MondayMotivation— Mark Anthony (@2MobKaz) November 25, 2019

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