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Its shocking how relationships have become brothels and business opportunities

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Funny how campus girls think every dude has money; and more hilarious how some of them will get into a relationship just to earn. Relationships have become brothels and business opportunities. Guys will get into relationship for sex as ladies will do the same for money. It's hurting, if not devastating. Especially for hustlers like you. 

One question though, where do these ladies think we get our money from? Siz, we are all students. But what slaps me hard is the fact that dudes get blindfolded by the 'make-uped' faces, implanted curves and fake accents that these ladies camouflage in. 

On the flip side, ladies are translucently lured by these dude's vitz (men in campus drift vitz, FYI), the swaggy pants that leave a window to expose their Calvin Klein boxers and the long shirt-skirts that look like dresses. The vitz belongs to his mom and apparently he used the JAB money to buy all these clads. 

True love has become void. All are wishing for a soap opera kind of love but none is willing to stay Romeo-and-Juliet faithful. We are all in a gown that hides our real identity. 

Dudes tend to pace away after the 'deal' and it might be worse when he paces away after realising he's the one behind your protruding belly. It's cruel right? But that's how we survive in campus. 

Unlike dudes, campus chicks will only pace away after your pocket has gotten way lighter than before. When you stop sending her airtime to call her other boyfriends, stop taking her for pizza every Tuesday, stop cruising her around Nairobi because your dad took his car from you, that's when a sponsor thought bumps into her because you already staged her at a level where she wouldn't want her friends to see her downgrade, financially of course. 

At this fake era, one just needs to stay single in his/her room and watch as Mayweather drops his heavy fists on Mcgregor's soft cheeks. At Least that's the only real activity that one can enjoy doing. Campus relationships are temporary, I repeat, campus relationships are temporary. 

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