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Eric Omondi's public display of amateur cheating antics inspires cardinal cheating rules

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By Kipchirchir Kiprop | November 16th 2016

Just the other day Eric Omondi’s relationship with her Italian Bride, Chantal, hit a rough patch over alleged infidelity. The video looked all comical and stupid as his comedic renditions. Boy didn’t I love how the funny man struggled with ‘I didn’t…’ kind of excuses we as men are supposed to make. The internet was awash, some in support, others surprised and some just mere spectators. Some even thought it was a stunt, I mean the entire relationship has looked like a stunt, a comedic stunt. A skinny man falling in love with an Italian girl. Don’t you just see the logic there?

From the look of it, Chantal wasn’t experienced in the cheating field. She was a newbie. How do you get mad when a man sends airtime, as cheap as five hundred? Chantal, that’s cheap for a man of Eric’s stature (assuming he is rich). I mean it wasn’t even a love message or better still a sext. It was just money. 200, 500…like she said.

With that said, I think men should come up with a code of conduct to ensure that such embarrassing things of not crop up. This code will come like a pre-dating agreement with which all parties must agree to adhere to. These will include but not limited to:

Posting of images on social media

The two of you must keep off social media. Do not tell the world a blow by blow account of how your relationship is faring. Like when you pay dowry, when you eat, when you are out and about….. When at some point in your lives your find each irrevocably ‘unenchanting’ know that there are people who did also invest in the likes and aaaaws! Cute! comments. You owe them an explanation. So watch out or desist. Keep your relationship secret and no one will bother with you when you are having your disagreements, not matter how ugly they may be.

Passwords

Phone passwords are the key to a happy relationship. When she gets hold of it she will poke holes on things you’ll just laugh off, but you can’t because that would validate. She’ll pick a fight even when she sees a blank message draft. Instead you resort to ‘I didn’t or don’t know,’ which isn’t the best answer, trust me. Guard your phone like nuclear launch codes. Guard it for your relationship could depend on it.

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