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Dirty, disgusting men turn off ready and willing chicks

We all yearn for that perfect, mind-blowing sex. I mean, we can’t suffer out here with bad economy, suffer under our bosses at workplaces and still suffer in our bedrooms, while eternal fire awaits us. So, when we plan for a sex date and we show up looking our best, we expect the man to reciprocate. How you look and carry yourself will ultimately determine whether you will enter the promised land, or like Moses, just see it, but get denied access. 

There are some things that men do that completely throw us off our game and make us cancel the sex date, even if the wheels are already rolling. These are the things you should avoid in the sack, or else you'll be kicked out to nurse your blue balls elsewhere.

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