You don’t love him anymore? Dump him today, pick a better catch tomorrow

Women, daughters of Absalom and Jacob; this is 2021. Arise! Normalise breaking up with a man when you feel like. For any reason you may have or create, or for no apparent reason. Any excuse. 

If you suddenly realise that he snores loudly, and that that offends your fallopian tubes, break up with him. If you think his habit of throwing his dirty socks all over the house gets to you, even if he’s been doing that for the last 18 months, cut him loose. If he doesn’t follow that kadotted line when tearing tissue paper, or presses tooth paste from the middle, strut in into the house, announce you are Jane Bond, and kick him out.