While Harold is a jerk in all trades, his church house, the headquarters of Harold Assemblies of Holy Associates (HAHA), is a jack of all trades.
In the past, it has been used as a campaign hall, a mini-stadium in which we watched football and hoped Arsenal would get relegated, a hideout for Harold and fellow drunks who owed Sue money and even as storage for stolen goods, loot from women to whom Harold sold prayers.