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Harold ready to teach curriculum of useless stuff

While Harold is a jerk in all trades, his church house, the headquarters of Harold Assemblies of Holy Associates (HAHA), is a jack of all trades.

In the past, it has been used as a campaign hall, a mini-stadium in which we watched football and hoped Arsenal would get relegated, a hideout for Harold and fellow drunks who owed Sue money and even as storage for stolen goods, loot from women to whom Harold sold prayers.

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