How summer bunnies ‘use and dump’ unsuspecting Kampala girls

Kampala, the beautiful city of seventy-seven hills is returning to normal, but with over seventy-seven broken hearts. The last of the so-called ba-summer have left town and returned to wherever they came from. Good riddance to the bastards!

The so-called ba-summer are the blokes who work abroad and invade Kampala in December with fistfuls of dollars which they exchange for sackfuls of Uganda shillings to paint the town red.

Problem with some of these dudes is that they are so mean, their main objective is to get free sex and free accommodation for two months. Tell me of any more generous holiday destination than that!

This is how the bastards do it. The bloke comes after sending his local fellow criminal to scout around for a desperate girl who wants to get married to a man who lives abroad. By the time the bastard lands early December, he has already established WhatsApp contact with the poor girl and she is there at Entebbe airport with the local collaborator to receive the arriving opportunist.

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He is all good manners and they take him to the hotel they booked for him. Fearing that the prince might be spotted by others, our poor girl starts supplying all the love straight away. After a week or less, they move out of the hotel to her modest rental. And that marks the end of the guy’s spending on anything meaningful, except evening drinks. All this is done so that the loads of money he was supposed to pay in the hotel are saved buy her ticket and handle visa requirements when they return ‘home’ as man and woman a couple of months later.

Dirty tricks

So the girl ends up subsidizing, actually fully supporting the scheming bastard because she buys the food and does all the cooking in an attempt to prove to him that she is wife material. Of course the rent is paid by her so the man is housed and fed in addition to all the bodily pleasures that are supplied in excess so that he does not look elsewhere.

Mr Wolf keeps himself bringing up the subject of meeting her family but also finds excuses why it cannot be done immediately. He talks of his sister in New York who still has an important UN assignment and until she comes they cannot go visit the girl’s parents. He complains of having all his family abroad as being a major handicap he endures.

So girl keeps being taken to different pubs whenever she returns in the evening after work. She fills her visa forms online and Mr Bastard can even furnish all his necessary particulars from his state/country of residence to facilitate the ‘fiancee’s’ visa application. All these are so convincing the poor girl cannot smell any rat.

But one technicality will always come up to prevent her traveling with Mr Charming. He has to be back on duty by a specified day and he agonizingly looks at the calendar as the day draws near. He will even accompany her for the visa interview and lovingly hold her hand. Even if it is approved, there will still be some technicality that requires her to wait a little bit. It could be the big sister who has failed to secure a break from the UN assignment, but will come over Easter and they finalise everything with the parents.

It could be one of a thousand other dirty tricks or falsehoods. So in good faith, she tearfully takes the snake back to the airport one morning in January, very sure that she will be joining it soon. That last wave as he disappears to the check-in counters could be the very last direct communication they ever have. Besides the cost of his ticket, Mr Satan has hardly spent anything during his two months comfortable holiday. Sorry yes, he also bought her a cheap smart-phone and a pair of shoes.