All women want is a warm home and great sex

It thrills us to be branded as taken because it hurts our exes and disappoints our jealous friends (Photo: iStock)

So, it's not only the sociosexual scholarly hypotheses that train our arguments that men are territorial, looking at nature in its wildest form shows us they actually can be brutally protective.

I know women leave all manner of small clothes and lipsticks behind when they visit but those small markings are not of interest today. In this argument, we are only victims of men. We will be reluctant to admit that women actually enjoy being taken away from the marketplace.