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My brain is numb, there is literally nothing that can stimulate it to action, and an old piss soaked mattress would be a better replacement for it. It used to work wonders once, firing ideas all over the place, coming up with ways to save this ball of mud we call earth, debunking urban myths like the female orgasm. It was a thing of beauty, a thing of wonder but now the most critical decision it makes is how to get more followers and more likes on my instagram; Jesus wept.
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