So, he dumped you? Why you need a ‘revenge body’ after breakup

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I am all for getting a ‘revenge body’ after a breakup. I am definitely that girl who uses the pain of a breakup as motivation to become the hottest, sexiest version of myself, just so I can throw it in my ex’s face.

Yes, I want not just my ex, but literally every guy who has ever thought I wasn’t good enough for him to scroll through my Instagram feed and feel like an idiot for every time they passed me over because now I look that damn sexy! And they usually do, if the grovelling in their DMs is anything to go by. Oh, the satisfaction!