First kiss: Guide for clumsy men on the delicate art of exchanging saliva

Before you shove your tongue down a woman’s throat, she must have shown you unequivocally that she wants to be kissed by you

Interestingly, when it comes to the momentous first kiss with a new flame, most men conjure up positive feelings and sentiments, while women recall negative emotions.

So, how can one half of a couple deem a lip-lock euphoric while the other half terms it disastrous?