Dude, those emojis can’t replace a hot, wet kiss

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I have indicated before that I was named Bolingo, meaning love, by my mother who was a fan of a Lingala  music by the Los Nickelos band that had released a song titled, Bolingo ya Telephone. The chorus went something like: Bolingo ya telephone nasi nalembi nango nayebisiyo tele (love over the telephone, I am already tired of it, I am telling you).

He goes on to seek advice, as the woman he had married was kind over the phone, but evil in person. She had an evil heart.