What Kenyans had to tell Neymar

                     #NeymarWhileYouWereAway was trending

Trust Kenyans on Twitter #KOT to come up with the wittiest lines in response to global events. Soon after the debacle in Belo Herizonte, they hash tag #NeymarWhileYouWereAway was trending, with some of these funny quips:

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway The German machine scored a try in the first half and converted in the second half. What a rugby game.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway finally the clueless girl in the Coke advert was right at halftime.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway I was choosing a password for my email, I tried ‘Brazil Defence’ and apparently it was rated as ‘weak’.

·       ..#NeymarWhileYouWereAway Brazilian goalkeeper had taken some contraceptives, so hangeshika ball.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway David Moyes came and wore Fillipe Scolari's face.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway - Kanjo Parking Ticket Attendants/Clamp team have boycotted their yellow (Brazil-like) kabutis.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway ati Al-Shabaab claimed responsibility in last night's massacre in Bra7il......

·       SPECIAL OFFER!!! Get 71% off your Brazilian weave TODAY. Offer valid while goals last. #neymarwhileyouwereaway

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway I realised that Brazil you have Neymar. Argentina has Messi. Portugal has Ronaldo. Germany has a team.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway we started with Masaku7s, Meru7s, RAO7s and finally Brazil7s.

·       Now waiting for the Naswa Team to come out saying… ‘Umenaswa eeh’ #NeymarWhileYouWereAway #BrazilvsGermany

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway Germany staged their own Sabasaba rally in Brazil.

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway Brazil players used up all their energy while singing National Anthem.

·       We are still pursuing the line that Brazil bloodbath is a result of Radicalised German poachers #NeymarWhileYouWereAway #BrazilvsGermany

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway Harambee Stars disguised themselves as Brazil. Someone #OkoaBrazil

·       #NeymarWhileyouWereAway The Germans made us see Greek

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway Germany changed the game into a training session!

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway samba dance changed to saba(seven)

·       #NeymarWhileYouWereAway If football isn't about one man, then I need a good explanation as to what happened to BRAZIL and PORTUGAL