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Bedroom matters are about quality not quantity

Crazy Monday
Bedrrom matters                                    Couple in bed                          Photo: Courtesy

There was a time when women did not like sex so much that they faked headaches at night, just to avoid being touched or coaxed into fulfilling their conjugal obligations.

Back then, women could plait their hair even as the man tried to be creative to deliver between the sheets. But folks, things have changed. Women have become sex machines and woe unto a man who cannot last in bed for hours.

 As always, there are some people who reckon that I’m writing my own things. Let me put this into perspective. A few years ago American rapper Missy Elliot, released a hit song titled One Minute Man.

In the song, she expressed her desire and perhaps that of a million other women for men who could make love all night long.

There you have it. Many women, locally, now subscribe to the same school of thought, however unnatural it is. Our women, nowadays, have the sexual appetite of a rabbit.

A man who cannot sustain a night-long adventure risks losing his woman to another man, who could be his gardener or a wily preacher.

 This pressure has led men to move away from traditional sources of energy such as ugali to harmful sexual enhancement drugs.

 I recently read somewhere that the monster sexual appetite of our women is leading even teen boys to go for Viagra. If you are the type that dozes off a few minutes after a romp, it might be your first and last date.

 It is time someone stepped forward and reminded our women that sex is not so much about quantity but quality. Instead of pushing your man to the extreme, just let him know the right places to touch and things to do that will leave you sexually satisfied within minutes.

 For heaven sake, why would you want some poor man to lose the much-needed sleep for a ceaseless sexual encounter? Just look around, no domestic or wild animal make love all night long.

 In the same vein, let me address the section of women who look around for a man who is well hung pushing fools to try even dangerous stunts like penile enlargement.

 Well, a closer examination of your body will inform you that you don’t need such a long pipe for proper plumbing.

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