Please your man or lose him

By Nikko Tanui

Allen West, a US Tea Party — Republican — representative was in the news recently after a letter he allegedly wrote in 2003 while serving in the Iraq War to his wife detailing his expectations of their relationship once he returned home surfaced in the web.

Florida-based blog, Gossip Extra, claimed that among the things that West wrote about were his bedroom expectations.

“...From now on, you will wear two-piece swim suits when on vacations. I do not want to hear ‘no’ or ‘we’ll see about that’ . I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorised you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want…” read part of the letter.

The website indicated that West signed off with: “Get ready!”

Well, he is not alone. Trust me; there are many men around the country who wish they could write similar letters to their women to remind them to bring their sexy back.

Sexy back

See, before a Kenyan woman gets that coveted wedding ring, she will never let her man see her in a mess. She will always wear a great dress, pair of shoes, and perfume among other things she knows literally drive him crazy.

Come bedtime, she will slip on a sexy lingerie and more importantly, she will be eager to do or learn anything that will leave him sexually satisfied.

However, come the day she gets that coveted wedding ring and she will literally transform into an ogre.

She will replace the sexy nightie with an old pair of trousers and T-shirt not worthy to even wipe the floor. She will also wear an old stocking to cover her hair.

Worse, she will never be in the mood for lovemaking, blaming it on headaches and fatigue. And when she accepts it, she will lay there just like a log.

That is why a man like West would rather take a pen and jot down his expectations in the bedroom.

However, a wise woman never lets things get to a point she has to be reminded how to remain hot and appealing.

 If it’s sex she will have bedroom tricks to make him come home early and leave late.