Common types of facebook users

There are crazy Facebook users we have probably come across as we go through our news feeds. Facebook keeps record of people’s experiences, pictures to commemorate the good moments, a platform for discussion creation of a brand name to all persons in the world.

A big thank you to Mark Zuckerberg.

These users miss the point though;

Misplaced advertisers

There common introductory paragraph is always,

“We are looking for people aged 18-25 who is ready to work online and be able to earn Sh3, 000-10000…” or “Are you within Nairobi and won’t mind an extra or full time income online working and blah blah blah..”

They are misplaced because there timing is always wrong. They make you review your post to confirm that it did not miraculously convert to I am looking for employment.

 Miracle workers

They tend to prophesy blessings and miracles that only come with a condition. The conditions are always type amen to get blessed or like and you will receive a miracle today.

My Bible tells me that when God decides to bless a person He does it unconditionally and at his own time. I hate being left out maybe God is on Facebook and I don’t know. Kindly if you know his username or fan page let me know I dread the fear of missing out.

Taggers

These kind have to link you to their posts. Well, I have no problem with that but what pisses me off is using that ‘feeling..with.. and 70 others’ something statement.

Despite the fact that they do not appear on my timeline unless I decide to, I just don’t like it. Use that statement when it’s a mutual feeling we are sharing like the passing of our uncle, the celebration of a new born baby I know of or success of a family or friend. Just don’t say you are feeling nostalgic with me and 13 others yet I was not there when you were making memories.

Wannabees

These kinds tend to have the same phrase written on their faces with faint ink, it goes by

“Somebody call me a wanna, want to be and another one call me just a wannabe”.

There vocabulary plays around words like Garra say it, Tryna reachin’ yoh etc. There is freedom of expression but this one is a no for me. Embrace the real you, we will still get your message. Why do you depreciate the use of hashtags? Anyway I garra go (He he hee..)