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Students prank their teacher by serving her with semen-tainted frosting

Back in the days, there was always that teacher who looked down upon you and would use every available to make your life miserable. They seemed to say, in no certain terms, that you wouldn’t amount to anything. But what would you do, especially if your parents whisked you away to a remote boarding school, miles away from home? And they came once a month to visit if you only when they were in a happy mood.

Well, if you were among these three American school kids you would have thought of revenging against that teacher. How do you do it? Simple. Use semen-add it to a pastry icing. Sneak out of the class during a cooking practical, masturbate on a container and add it as one of the ingredients for the frosting.

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