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A prayer for the murderers of fashion

Let us pray. Haya, tufunge macho pris.

Lord Jesus I am really struggling to believe that this too is Your child. It is equally difficult to believe that labour pains were spent on this one. He has assaulted my eyes and forgiving him is an uphill endeavour. I pray this day, that You will shield us from Kanye West and all his influences. This Yeezus wear without the oversize homeless man's T-shirt is the reason galaxies full of Your splendour and glory refuse to talk to us. Entire galaxies.

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