Chang’aa drinkers’ wish list as Obama visits

Now that comrades at the University of Nairobi have issued an ultimatum on the visit by US President Barack Obama later this month, I suppose the rest of us had better look busy. Obama is coming. Our high unemployment index must not show.

Prohibition against hanging linen for visitors to see must always be adhered to especially if the visitor is bearing condolences for the late Mzee Ojwang.