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Of Migori’s ‘forgive-our-trespasses’ delegation and missing envelope

The more than 600 people who came all the way from Migori to offer Ole Jomo an apology are a sign that the country is preparing for the return of the messiah.

Sources indicate that Migori received information that ole Jomo, the commander-in-chief of the defence forces, furiously drove into State House and summoned the First Lady.

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