Kenya: Praise the Lord! Effective today, I have decided to stop wrestling with the divine spirit of the Lord. When I was young, I frustrated the Sunday school teacher, (may the Lord bless the soul of Sister Margaret) till she referred to me as Pepo Muchafu in a fit of anger.
I have been saved. My days as a pest are over, and I might even break my bad luck and make some money in the process of spreading the gospel.