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Timbuktu Express: Career in limbo as Size 8 turns down my gospel ‘collabo’ offer

Kenya:  Praise the Lord! Effective today, I have decided to stop wrestling with the divine spirit of the Lord. When I was young,  I frustrated the Sunday school teacher, (may the Lord bless the soul of Sister Margaret) till she referred to me as Pepo Muchafu in a fit of anger.

I have been saved. My days as a pest are over, and I might even break my bad luck and make some money in the process of spreading the gospel.

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