Someone tell Zuku the old man of Mamlaka wants illegal cables out

If I were tech savvy, I would have set a hashtag, “Someone Tell Zuku,” to inaugurate a campaign to compel the service provider to respect private property.

But since I am not tech savvy, I will relay the message from the man my son Tumaini calls Guka. He has sent a kiama to Zuku, seeking the removal of their cables from his Mamlaka Court property. I’m quoting him full verbatim: “If you see those people from Zuku, tell them I’m still waiting for them to remove the cables dangling across my compound. I don’t know what language they understand since this is the second time I am sending them a kiama.