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I only shower twice a week, but I bet I smell as sweet as you!

-Adapted from Daily Mail

A girlfriend kept me waiting for coffee the other morning, eventually bustling into the cafe trailing a cloud of expensive-smelling body lotion and damp apple-scented hair, gushing apologies she'd had to 'jump in the shower' before she could leave the house.

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