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Bad bachelor: A hot ‘date’ with summer bunny

She is a lovely, very light and slight lady, with this unnaturally long African hair and pouty bee-sting lips (Shutterstock)

I am meeting a client at one of those upmarket Italian restaurants on a Wednesday at 7pm.

With my usual six-footer charmer pride, I assume this older lady, early 40s, single mum, corporate chieftain (Director of Advertising), must like me ‘like that’ to want to meet me here. But as long as I nab her advertising account, I don’t mind adding Lady Lydia to my body count.

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