Stop mocking Luhya Nation, Patanisho is their Supreme Court

The mighty people of Western Kenya continue to give so much to this country. We regularly help maintain the beauty standards of our great nation by churning out devilishly handsome chaps and ladies whose hips refuse to lie. We are also unmatched for entertainment value. We have provided the country with several lunatics, some of them even politicians, and nobody can dispute their immense meme potential. And this is before we factor in how many media houses would go out of print if we convinced 'Kakamega man' and 'Busia woman' to stop providing Pulizer-worthy content. Let me tell you, that fifth estate would be floundering if we collectively took away those 'woman slaps her husband over undercooked nduma' stories.

Who is smarter?