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Need moral support to have a wedding? Better stay single
I don’t like weddings. Too many people, too much noise and too much “trying too hard”. I would rather just stay home and talk to walls and cobwebs.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Need moral support to have a wedding? Better stay single
Being stuck in a wheelchair was indeed a blessing
I put his wheelchair in the back as he mentioned something about taxi services being in dire need of extending a helping hand to guys like him
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Being stuck in a wheelchair was indeed a blessing
Men are trash and other jokes
Men are trash and other jokes told about men.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Men are trash and other jokes
How to be a successful barmaid
“Thing about serving alcohol is that looks matter. You cannot, in the eyes of a majority of beerholders, be ugly then wait tables in a bar.”
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
How to be a successful barmaid
Thou shall not judge!
Just because something makes sense to you, does not mean it will to somebody else....
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Thou shall not judge!
Honesty is expensive
Honesty is an expensive virtue in relationship.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Honesty is expensive
Bad bed business
Most time couples talk about bedroom matters openly only when their relationship has broken beyond repair.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Bad bed business
Headache to heaven
They say “one-two, one-two, microphone testing, one-two, one-two.” The microphones are ready.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Headache to heaven
The boy with Asperger
I dated a rock once. Girl couldn’t express emotion to save a baby from drowning.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
The boy with Asperger
Don’t expect gratitude
I haven’t had an interesting passenger all week. I was too busy staying buried inside my head to pay much attention to anything else.
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Don’t expect gratitude
When only a baby can heal a marriage
They dance around singing, “We are making babies! We are making babies!”
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
When only a baby can heal a marriage
Terror where there is none
At T-Mall along Lang’ata Road, he asks me to pull over and the first thought in my mind is...
By Charles Chanchori 6 years ago
Terror where there is none
Why I turned Catholic
Nothing gets my feelings more bent out of shape than the sight of 318 people crammed inside one large tent passing for a church, their hands in the ai
By Charles Chanchori 7 years ago
Why I turned Catholic
The educated man’s funeral
We buried a man today. An educated man, probably the most educated in this neck of the woods.
By Charles Chanchori 7 years ago
The educated man’s funeral
Easy recipe: Tomato and capsicum homemade pizza
Food
By Chef Ali Mandhry
30 mins ago
Low development budget hurts Kenya's status as a regional hub
Real Estate
By Graham Kajilwa
30 mins ago
Thug bosses: Kanja on the spot over brutality from police
National
By Brian Otieno
30 mins ago
Police did not even attempt to keep Ojwang alive after beatings
National
By Francis Ontomwa
30 mins ago
Court revokes bond for man in Sh12m foreign jobs scam
Rift Valley
By Lynn Kolongei
30 mins ago