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Need moral support to have a wedding? Better stay single
I don’t like weddings. Too many people, too much noise and too much “trying too hard”. I would rather just stay home and talk to walls and cobwebs.
By Charles Chanchori 7 years ago
Need moral support to have a wedding? Better stay single
Being stuck in a wheelchair was indeed a blessing
I put his wheelchair in the back as he mentioned something about taxi services being in dire need of extending a helping hand to guys like him
By Charles Chanchori 7 years ago
Being stuck in a wheelchair was indeed a blessing
Men are trash and other jokes
Men are trash and other jokes told about men.
By Charles Chanchori 7 years ago
Men are trash and other jokes
How to be a successful barmaid
“Thing about serving alcohol is that looks matter. You cannot, in the eyes of a majority of beerholders, be ugly then wait tables in a bar.”
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
How to be a successful barmaid
Thou shall not judge!
Just because something makes sense to you, does not mean it will to somebody else....
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Thou shall not judge!
Honesty is expensive
Honesty is an expensive virtue in relationship.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Honesty is expensive
Bad bed business
Most time couples talk about bedroom matters openly only when their relationship has broken beyond repair.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Bad bed business
Headache to heaven
They say “one-two, one-two, microphone testing, one-two, one-two.” The microphones are ready.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Headache to heaven
The boy with Asperger
I dated a rock once. Girl couldn’t express emotion to save a baby from drowning.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
The boy with Asperger
Don’t expect gratitude
I haven’t had an interesting passenger all week. I was too busy staying buried inside my head to pay much attention to anything else.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Don’t expect gratitude
When only a baby can heal a marriage
They dance around singing, “We are making babies! We are making babies!”
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
When only a baby can heal a marriage
Terror where there is none
At T-Mall along Lang’ata Road, he asks me to pull over and the first thought in my mind is...
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Terror where there is none
Why I turned Catholic
Nothing gets my feelings more bent out of shape than the sight of 318 people crammed inside one large tent passing for a church, their hands in the ai
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
Why I turned Catholic
The educated man’s funeral
We buried a man today. An educated man, probably the most educated in this neck of the woods.
By Charles Chanchori 8 years ago
The educated man’s funeral
Shock as man's body found dumped in thicket
Crime and Justice
By James Omoro
4 hrs ago
UN General Assembly Stand-off
Cartoons
By Harry
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