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Kalonzo's future lies in serious jeopardy, only he can save himself

Wiper Party Leader Kalonzo Musyoka. [Samson Wire, Standard]

Good morning Brother Steevo Kalonzo Musyoka aka Melon aka Wiperman aka former Veep. I send you warm greetings in this rainy season, when I suspect you are undergoing deep introspection, trying to understand where the rains started beating you.

As you might appreciate, your political future is in serious jeopardy. Over the next few hours, you have to make a life-defining decision. And given your indecision, things must be elephant!

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