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How Mark Zuckerberg almost became my brother in-law

Anytime Mark Zuckerberg the posts an update without a Kenyan commenting, he faints because we are always needling —  including my sisters inviting him got pilau Njeri. It is a marriage proposal that Zuckerberg has refused to suck up to.

Others ask him to enable them inbox their debtors who have blocked them on Facebook. Zuckerberg ignores this too since he is not a debt collector. Another lot complains to him about the prevailing high fuel prices. But since Uncle Zuck doesn’t want to be in bad books with government, he lets that slide.

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