Be warned, your handy househelp can make or break your happy home
SEE ALSO :Africans are in slavery in Middle EastBefore any woman embarks on any mission to hire, she needs to take a realistic check on the male/female ratio in her house and use that to determine whether she will hire a male or female househelp. If she has more than three boys in her house (hubby included), then she should consider hiring a male domestic worker or an elderly matronly lady who is way past her sexual prime. Hiring any young woman under 30 years is tantamount to providing in-house sexual services to the menfolk in her house. Some women in a quest to save coins like to go young and hire very young househelps who sometimes fall in the teenage bracket. Rights to feed The illegality of this notwithstanding, these hires often end up creating very awkward family situations. It is only natural that one or more of the ‘boys’ in the house will venture to sample from the fruits of blossoming femininity. This is how many women become reluctant co-wives or mothers to step-children.
SEE ALSO :Four legal things to know in 2020The move from kitchen to bedroom is often expedited in situations when the said househelp provides additional services like waking up super early to cook and serve him breakfast or staying up late to serve him dinner. Giving the househelp rights to feed your man at whatever time is just as good as giving her permission to take your man, especially if she falls under the 30 age bracket. Once the feeding programme begins, even the uniform cannot prevent the inevitable from happening. There is also that contentious issue of car washing, where women of the house include car washing in the to-do list. Once again, many men have emotional attachments to their cars and to those who keep them functioning – be it the mechanic or the car wash guys. The more the househelp washes the master’s car, the more she worms her way into his heart and into the inner workings of his life. It is amazing how many secrets one can pick from washing a man’s car - be it the lingering scent of another woman, receipts of secret rendezvous and in some cases misplaced condoms. This motor familiarity can lead to interesting conversations that can lead to interesting intimate destinations. There are also men who find the sight of women cleaning cars and getting all-soaped-up very tantalising. Car duties must never be left to househelps especially when we have an abundance of overeager watchmen always quick to make a quick buck. When all is said and done, househelps are necessary for the survival of modern-day career women, but they too come with some serious potential hazards that must be managed. - [email protected]
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