10 practical things men must teach their sons about women.

• Fathers should be celebrated for putting up with demanding women who will insist that you get them mahindi chemsha and hot bone soup at midnight when it’s raining and there is a msako in the hood.
• That aside, if you are a man and you somehow put someone’s daughter in the family way, and a wailing, pooping, peeing baby boy pops out, then the following are 10 practical things you must teach that little fellow about women.

1. Let pigs win the ‘Smell Shield’