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Why Nairobi will be on fire this weekend!

Nairobi will be on fire this weekend. Grapevine has learnt a collection of beauties are landing in the city to join their men so as to bond as a family before the lawmakers start the laborious task of enacting laws and generally running the country.

It will interesting to see how this bonding being planned at the taxpayers expense will play out with polygamous lawmakers. Female MPs too are expected to bring their spouses to a posh hotel in town where they are expected to bond for the entire weekend. We have learnt that for once parliament will be one big happy family eating, praying and playing together.

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