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Why you ain’t getting no sex

You are not going to melt a man’s heart with an overweening display of narcissism

Some people were hoping to make strides in their career this year. Others wanted to kick a bad habit. Yet for some, they just want to fall in love. Assuming you are the latter, you hail from a golden gene pool, have a larger-than-life personality and are endowed with an above average IQ.

The only problem is, gee whiz! You just can’t seem to find a decent mate. Everyone around you is getting hitched. Even your average looking friends with bland personalities. What gives? The following pretty much sums up why you have been single this year.

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